All of our rooms have balconies...

some have doors so you can make use of them ;)

... balcony with no doors!

Door with no balcony....

May be Northern Rock should have tried this trick to stop cash withdrawals?

DJ Nite vs The KLF - "What Time Is Top Of The Pops?"

Top Of The Pops is long gone and the KLF don't put any new material out these days :(
Combine two sad stories into one and get an interesting mashup!

Excellent full back tattoo